Oh, pregnancy!

I stole some of these from a poll on The Bump, some of the answers really did make me laugh out loud at my desk. They were asked what you have learned during your pregnancy:

A belly is an open invitation for perfect strangers to start talking to you about your life.

That no one wants to talk to you about anything else, other than your pregnancy.

That you can not drink for 9 months and still be hung over like you did a pub crawl the night before, every single day.

I no longer have a face. I'm just a stomach that people stare at.

I have no desire to see my fat, swollen feet, thank heavens I can't anyway.

People think it's perfectly acceptable to make comments about your weight gain or how big you are.

My emotions get so bad that sometimes I really do think I could kill someone.

No one ever asks me anything but "how are you feeling?" and "are you getting excited/nervous yet?"

There is food I loved before and now can't even look at.

I married the right guy to put up with my whining!

People don't like to hear that you haven't been 100% perfect with your eating habits and aren't shy about telling you all the things they've heard about what you should or shouldn't eat.

I am really good at picking up things with my toes.